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As an underage concertgoer, there are always a handful of shows I wish I could legitimately get into… or at least illegitimately get into with a fake ID.
When I was 17, someone made me a fake high school ID that said I was 18 so I could get into a gig in New York City… Oh, the desperately low standards of youth.
Now that my days of getting into trouble with fake IDs are over, it’s time I spread the good word to help out others. Hopefully these tips will help you gain entry to your favorite shows so you can rock your face off.
If you’re buying a custom fake, assure accuracy above all else. Make sure the shady shmoe who’s making your ID doesn’t make your name Michael Jones and have the signature say Brian Michael Jones. No dice.
Likewise, make the photo look believable. That is, wear what you’d wear to the DMV in the picture. Guys, spare the venue bouncers and don’t wear any eyeliner in the photo you have on your fake ID. I’m sure they’re not interested in knowing how truly emo you are. Girls, don’t wear a tube top when you get your photo taken for your fake ID. Everyone knows you wouldn’t show up to the DMV wearing that.
Make it clean. For goodness sake, don’t let your older brother just glue your picture on top of his picture on the ID he used to use. Uneven textures and glue smudges won’t do you any good. If your height and weight don’t match up with that of your sibling, you’re out of luck as far as borrowing a sibling’s ID goes. It’s also a good idea to use your real name in case you’re asked for a second form of identification. If you’re paying between $100 and $150 — that’s the going rate — then you should guarantee that your ID will turn out better than the one your brother could make for you anyway.